Old Nursery Rhymes, But With New Endings
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Revised endings on some famous nursery rhymes for your enjoyment.
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a blighter
Who sat down beside her
And he was her foe that day
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are,
Up above the earth so high,
Like a jewel I'd like to buy
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To get a bucket of water
Jill skidded and tumbled
Jack slipped and stumbled
Then he caught her
Baa, baa black sheep, have you any fleece?
No sir, no sir, not even one piece
None for my ewe and none for my ram
And none for my little lamb
Who lives with my niece
Little Jack Horner sat in the corner
Eating his birthday cake
He put in his fork and pulled out a cork
And said, "What a fine cook I am."
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white as snow
And everywhere that Mary went
The lamb was sure to go
He followed her to class one morning
The teacher said, "Mary, you are too brash."
And she gave her a stern warning
"Go take the lamb out of my class."
The lamb went out and waited
Until Mary did appear
And she was elated
Three blind mice,
See how they run
They all ran after the farmer's spouse
And she ran away from the house
She got the cat and took him to her shack
Did he ever see such a snack
In his life as three blind mice
Pease porridge hot, pease porridge cold
Pease porridge in the pot nine days old
Some like it hot, some like it cold
Some don't like it in the pot nine days old
Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the river
Breezily, breezily, breezily, breezily
This cold wind makes me shiver
Ring around the rosie
A pocket full of posies
Sneezing, sneezing, sneezing
We all have the sniffles
It's raining, it's pouring
The old man is snoring
He went out and hit his head
For he didn't heed the warning
Incy wincy spider climbed up the waterspout
Down came the rain and washed the spider out
Out came the sun and dried up the spider's brain
And incy wincy spider didn't crawl up the spout again
A green and yellow basket
I wrote a letter to my love
And a gust of wind blew it away
Wind blew it away
Wind blew it away
A brat picked it up and tore it up today
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Retiring in 2000, Dennyk rekindled his childhood interest in children's stories first triggered by his father's funny stories, by completing a children's writing course.
Dennyk is married with two children and four grandchildren who live in Europe. His wife runs an animal rescue centre called 'Lillies of the Field', some of the animals feature in his stories.
Dennyk grew up in North Dakota, gaining a BSME from the State University, moving to Ohio in 1955, France in 1964, England in 1978, Canada in 1984 and returning to Ohio in 1990.
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Black And Blue
Bonbon And Buzzy
Camping Gone Bad
Catch And Release
Dinky And Chomper
Dreama Talking Cockatoo
Fair And Square
Flowers And Birds
Huey And Yogi
Jake And Lill
Jeremy The Flyer
My Dog Jeremy
Someone Ill Be
The Five Germs
The Lone Ranger
The Majestic 6 Plus 1
The Three Boars
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