Children's Poems and Rhyming Story The Silliest Teachers by Maihri Patrick - Children's Stories Net


 
 
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SYNOPSIS
This is a rhyming story about a short sighted teacher, a hamster and a headmistress.
 
My teacher gave me homework
Then stuck it to the wall
And pulled off all the pictures
Of Guinness playing ball
 
Guinness was a hamster
An over sized school pet
With huge front teeth and ankles
He should have seen a vet
 
The teacher pointed fingers
At the rodents massive teeth
And said he needed treatment
Or glasses so to read
 
The headmistress was angry
And shouted "What's the fuss?"
It was just a hairy hamster
Not a pupil just like us
 
The ladies needed glasses
As none of them could see
That the oversized hamster
Was actually me
 
I didn't get the homework
It's still stuck to the wall
And the headmistress keeps feeding me
Peanuts in a ball
 
The End
 


 
 
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